Aoba: What have you been eating?
Noiz: Delivery pasta and pizza.
Noiz: Yea, don’t you believe me?
Aoba: Well… not really I mean, how have you been living off of that for as long as you have and you don’t even show the weight! That really baffles me.
Noiz: How am I supposed to look?
Aoba: I don’t know, a little over weight or at least have a freaking muffin top and flabby stomach.
Aob: I mean, you sell Rhyme secrets for money right?
Aoba: You pretty much stay in a room only illuminated by a computer screen and barely get exercise. How do you look like that and that’s all you’ve eaten on a daily basis?
Noiz: Well I do Rhyme battles for one and I’m one of those people who can eat a whole turkey and not gain that much weight.
Morphine: Um… we’ve been standing here and listening to you two for who knows how long and we have a fight scene to film here!
Aoba: Sorry but this guy over here eats nothing but pasta and pizza and he looks like this.
Noiz: Is this really a big deal?
Aoba: Yes it is because I mean, sure you can look like that if you put healthy food into balance with the pasta and pizza but the fact that it’s just… I mean, how have you not had any bad health from that yet?
Morphine: Yea I mean most people would have had a heart attack or gotten really over weight from eating nothing but that. I mean, you are like some medical miracle or something.
Noiz: This is Japan, not America.
Mink: FUCK YOU HIPSTER REJECT PIECE OF SHIT!
Noiz: You’re not even supposed to be here!
Mink: After Aoba was done recording the fight scene with you, he was supposed to record a scene with the rest of us for today!
Clear: Yea! You’re hogging Master and I don’t like it!
Koujaku: I had to put off a date with Sei. Unless you two hurry up, I’m not getting laid tonight and my chances aren’t looking too good at the moment!
Aoba: First of all, stop talking about sleeping with my family when I’m in the room you hippo. Second, let’s record this. I’m supposed to go to a movie with Mizuki in two hours.
Noiz: Fine. So no more talking about the pasta and pizza thing?
Aoba: We’re still talking about it, just not now.